I want a show!
Since Food Network apparently doesn't check resumes, I think I'll embellish a little so I can get a cooking show. In fact, I think that just about all of use here on the Foodie Report -- readers and contributors -- could get a show.
If, according to Robert Irvine's rules of logic...
picking fruit=making Charles and Di's wedding cake
cooking dinner for my friends in numerous countries ="a jet-setting private chef who has a flair for ethnic cuisine."
Did the story about Robert Irvine surprise anyone else? Not the part about him getting fired, or the part where he lied, but the part about how long it took for Food Network, his publishing company and others to find out!
This is not the first time Food Network has been duped!